vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

(via gnarly)

the-psycho-cutie:

"oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway

(via the-pursuitofhappiness)

dampsandwich:

the return of rave dad

(via byronic-incarnate94)

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neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(via thisoneasshole)

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

(via byronic-incarnate94)

Timestamp: 1397876094

saythankyoumaster:

Some people like breaking the rules.

(Source: cumshaker, via thisoneasshole)

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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via gnarly)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via hi)

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via gnarly)

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wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

(Source: annnica, via orgasm)